✳THE WRONG MACHINE OPERATING INCORRECTLY SINCE TOMORROW
DIRECTOR: INSPECTING
EXPERIMENT № 000001 / DEPARTMENT OF BAD OUTCOMES

EVERYTHING
IS ALMOST
WORKING.

Push the BAR OF BAD DECISIONS to 100%. Each decision has consequences. The butler insists you can win. The odds disagree.

SESSION 00:00INTEGRITY -4%LOGIC PENDING
BAR OF BAD DECISIONS12%
🧠 SANITY 70🪙 BRIBES 3🗝️ KEYS 0🎲 ATTEMPTS 0
No real apps, files, or operating-system settings are accessed. Any disasters are theatrical.
CURRENTLY HAPPENING

A calculator is waiting for an apology.

It has been holding your number hostage for several fiscal quarters.

Every choice changes something. Usually for the worse.

DIRECTOR CONTROL ROOM

The machine's failures are adjustable. Regrettably.

Victory is determined by one random draw out of 10,000,000 when the bar first reaches 100% in a run (0.00001%). Live Butler uses a secure Cloudflare server secret. Player messages and recent fictional session choices are sent to the AI provider when live mode is enabled. Avoid personal information. Public usage can incur API charges.